Ruinerad?

Slängde mig ner på stan (strunta i matlabföreläsningen) för att fixa saker till helgens aktiviteter och shit vad dyrt allt blev, 105 freaking jävla spänn för ett läppstift! Skämtar dem med mig eller? Kunde för tusan ha gjort ett eget uppe på kemicentra! Men men det är köpt och klart och vi kommer vara dem finaste vampyrerna med självlysande tänder! Köpte även en skyddande film till min mobil, helt jädra projekt att lyckas ordna på den, får ta det efter lunchen.

Appropå lunch så är det snart dags för det (yeay!) så det ska jag ordna med nu, men först bara ett litet tips. Jag hatar egentligen r&b och hiphop men hitta en låt the lonely island har gjort och ja texten är bara för underbar!
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The Lonely Island: I Just Had Sex

Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world

Oh

Akon
And Lonely Island

You don't know how to express yourself so

You just gotta sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?

I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it

It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from

I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex

'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there

Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Well sure

Nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever


Now sing


I just had sex

And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world

To be honest

I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense


But man, screw it


I ain't one to argue with a good thing


She could be my wife


That good?


The best 30 seconds of my life


My life!


I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her


Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater


So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

Doesn't matter, I had sex

But I cried the whole time



Doesn't matter, I had sex



I think she might have been a racist



Doesn't matter, I had sex



She put a bag on my head



Still counts

I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)

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